apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
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Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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