the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
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She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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