i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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