Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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