Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
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He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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