what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
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The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
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I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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