I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
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He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
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STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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