i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
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She bit a glass in half.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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