Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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