Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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