I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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