Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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