Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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