i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
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Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
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That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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