White coat. Heels.
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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