ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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