PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
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You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
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Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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