question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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