I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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