I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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