Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
either way he was missing a nipple.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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