If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
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