I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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