is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
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Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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