I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
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It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
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If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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