Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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