Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
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you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
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Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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