Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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