so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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