and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I skipped work to stalk him.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
