so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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