I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
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We have started to decorate penises.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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