ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
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After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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