Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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