its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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