I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
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Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
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I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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