Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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