his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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