are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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