we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
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So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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