new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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