You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
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I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
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The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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