if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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