redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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