is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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