i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
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Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
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Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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