I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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