i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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