Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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