yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
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Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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