I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I think your dad took our porno
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
