I smell stomach acid.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
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our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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