belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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