I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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