If i come over, it means nothing
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I need to calm my uterus...
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
