We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
dude. I can hear the air.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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