What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
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Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
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I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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